We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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