We're facebook friends in real life
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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