I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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