I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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