honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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