Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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