I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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