you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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