party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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