Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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