Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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