But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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