Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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