Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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