You're so nebulous sometimes
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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