Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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