I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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