She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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