Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I fill condoms, not promises.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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