I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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