People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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