i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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