You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i love accidental penises.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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