Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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