jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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