yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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