Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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