I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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