Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm both gender and math confused
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