She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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