Someone shit on the floor
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
and you fell through a lawn chair
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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