is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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