dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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