Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He did a backflip because drugs
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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