What a fucking waste of an outfit
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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