Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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