I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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