some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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