You surviving the open bar?
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Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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