I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i now understand why vodka
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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