You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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