NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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