how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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