I think my fart just growled at me.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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