it wasn't lemon gatorade
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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