Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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