Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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