I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize