Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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