Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My life is pants optional.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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